Saturday, May 28, 2016

DUCT TAPE






I'm "Dad".
It's my workshop.

But my duct tape don't fix everything.
Perhaps I am suppose to use yours.




Saturday, May 21, 2016

LIFE CAN BE TOUGH

LIFE CAN BE TOUGH

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"We are all born weak and helpless.
All lead the same short,
troubled life."
(Job 14:1 GNT)


"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives
to their tremendous difficulties."
- Charles H. Spurgeon

Saturday, May 14, 2016

SHOPPING WITH JESUS



I'm not as good at shopping as my wife,
or yours.  So I have learned to ask God
for his help - even shopping.

I wanted another chair for my hide away
out in the woods.

My criterion was:
1. Simple.  You know plain.
Nothing fancy to break 
down or have to clean.

2. Stout.  Strong.  Sturdy.

3. CHEAP.  I did not want to 
pay more than five to ten dollars.

I ask God to help me.  To go before
me and prepare my way.

I headed for a couple of thrift shops.
The first shop only had clothes.  Nothing
a man would be interest in.

I felt impelled to try a shop I had never
been in before.

Yep.  Bingo or what ever.  There up on
a shelf was an old metal framed chair.
It had a nice padded bottom.  Cool.
and a nice padded back rest.

The price was only $7.99.  O.K.!

I put it up on the counter to pay.
The girl said, "That will be .50
cents."  Hey girl the tag says $7.99.

She said yes.  But it is a green tag.
And today all green tags are .50 cents.

THANK YOU JESUS.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

GUIDELINES



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That is what happens when we follow
our own guidelines instead of 
God's guidelines.



Saturday, April 30, 2016

PROFESSIONALISM AT IT'S FINEST


A true entrepreneur.

The very finest in professionalism.

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Saturday, December 26, 2015

I SMELL A RAT


THERE'S SOMETHING 
HYPOCRITICAL HERE.
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Rats and mice.
Keep them out of the house.
They destroy things and have germs.
Trap them, poison them, stomp on them,
but kill them.



Chickens, ducks, geese.  Keep them out of the house.
They are messy and smell.



Goats, sheep, lambs, horses.
Keep them out of the house.
They stink and destroy things.



Pigs, cows, donkeys.
Keep them out of the house.
They stink too.


Dogs and cats.
Bring them into the house.
Feed them, be nice to them.
They will make lots of noise,
stink, tear up and chew on things.
Then puke, pee and poop on the floor.

Friday, November 20, 2015

WHEEL TREE


Either the fruit of a wheel tree.
Or a big squirrel up to something.