Saturday, December 26, 2015

I SMELL A RAT


THERE'S SOMETHING 
HYPOCRITICAL HERE.
(All photos courtesy of: www.pixabay.com)


Rats and mice.
Keep them out of the house.
They destroy things and have germs.
Trap them, poison them, stomp on them,
but kill them.



Chickens, ducks, geese.  Keep them out of the house.
They are messy and smell.



Goats, sheep, lambs, horses.
Keep them out of the house.
They stink and destroy things.



Pigs, cows, donkeys.
Keep them out of the house.
They stink too.


Dogs and cats.
Bring them into the house.
Feed them, be nice to them.
They will make lots of noise,
stink, tear up and chew on things.
Then puke, pee and poop on the floor.

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